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BTW: I hate things lyk this and i usually dont repost but i thought this one was funny. Ill shoot the goddamn mother fucker!
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Body: NOW YOU HAVE TO PLAY!
or a horny clown will appear by your bed
with a knife and will rape you then peel off all your skin alive.
The only way to save your life
is to pick the condom that
represents your love life
Oh, by the way,
do not ignore this
because if you do,
He will come at the time of 1:00 A.M.(Yes, that is in the morning. He has a blue penis that is infected with maggots and dead lice....
CLEAR CONDOM:
Just broke up with someone, or they broke up with you,
but still have feelings for that person.
PINK CONDOM:
taken, n just confused & sick & tired of your life
ORANGE CONDOM:
Taken and happy with your relationship
BLUE CONDOM:
Single
PURPLE CONDOM:
Taken & truly in love with the person
TEAL CONDOM:
Taken and in love but confused about what's going wrong with your relationship and not sure how to make it better
YELLOW CONDOM:
In Love
TYE-DYE CONDOM:
taken... and confused about stuff
RED CONDOM:
single,but like someone who likes you back, but not going out :]
BLACK CONDOM:
Single and like someone, but you dont know if they like you back
BROKEN CONDOM:
i am a ninja
WHITE CONDOM:
you like someone who's dating someone else and you wish you had them, or like them and wish u had them back
NO CONDOM:
Your tired of bulletins involving random multi-colored objects, and if a clown appears by my bed with a knife, ill shoot the goddamn mother fucker!!!
Devious Comments
Well, I hope you're happy with your decisions...
And Hancoc is HILARIOUS!!!!!!
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You're my change of skin,
my summer-winterfall;
I spring to follow you-
this loss is beautiful.
Peeling off my skin
leaving just my eyes behind
you see inside my head-
still know that you are mine.
and yes, hancock it hilarious! amazin movie!
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Live, Love, Laugh...
Life is to damn short. We shouldn't worry about tomorow when we could be having fun today. Love those around you like they are your own. Laugh everyday and never waste a moment that could be spent rejoycing.
Yup. Love the actors and the story line, its great!!!
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You're my change of skin,
my summer-winterfall;
I spring to follow you-
this loss is beautiful.
Peeling off my skin
leaving just my eyes behind
you see inside my head-
still know that you are mine.
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Live, Love, Laugh...
Life is to damn short. We shouldn't worry about tomorow when we could be having fun today. Love those around you like they are your own. Laugh everyday and never waste a moment that could be spent rejoycing.
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