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No Condom. lol

Wed Aug 13, 2008, 9:00 AM
  • Mood: Pirate
  • Listening to: How Far We've Come-Matchbox 20
  • Reading: the screen
  • Watching: letters pop up on the screen
  • Eating: Leftover Pizza (again...and again)
  • Drinking: CO CO COLA! lol (coke)
Soooooooooo......... I just broke up with anthony. I don't realy kno y. I just didn't want to have a bf anymore. I love the single life. lol. Its realy a loss cuz he was a good guy and ive been trying to get him for several months. oh well.. Umm.. Going to see hancock in a few... yea sooooz...

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BTW: I hate things lyk this and i usually dont repost but i thought this one was funny. Ill shoot the goddamn mother fucker!


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Body: NOW YOU HAVE TO PLAY!
or a horny clown will appear by your bed
with a knife and will rape you then peel off all your skin alive.






The only way to save your life
is to pick the condom that
represents your love life


Oh, by the way,
do not ignore this
because if you do,
He will come at the time of 1:00 A.M.(Yes, that is in the morning. He has a blue penis that is infected with maggots and dead lice....



CLEAR CONDOM:
Just broke up with someone, or they broke up with you,
but still have feelings for that person.


PINK CONDOM:
taken, n just confused & sick & tired of your life


ORANGE CONDOM:
Taken and happy with your relationship

BLUE CONDOM:
Single

PURPLE CONDOM:
Taken & truly in love with the person

TEAL CONDOM:
Taken and in love but confused about what's going wrong with your relationship and not sure how to make it better

YELLOW CONDOM:
In Love

TYE-DYE CONDOM:
taken... and confused about stuff

RED CONDOM:
single,but like someone who likes you back, but not going out :]

BLACK CONDOM:
Single and like someone, but you dont know if they like you back

BROKEN CONDOM:
i am a ninja

WHITE CONDOM:
you like someone who's dating someone else and you wish you had them, or like them and wish u had them back


NO CONDOM:
Your tired of bulletins involving random multi-colored objects, and if a clown appears by my bed with a knife, ill shoot the goddamn mother fucker!!!

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:iconkibirkstele:
I'll Shoot that sick clown, actualy I'll shoot ANY clown, 'cause they're evil. Ever since St. Patcric this year, I really hate them!!!!!! O_o

Well, I hope you're happy with your decisions...
And Hancoc is HILARIOUS!!!!!!

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You're my change of skin,
my summer-winterfall;
I spring to follow you-
this loss is beautiful.

Peeling off my skin
leaving just my eyes behind
you see inside my head-
still know that you are mine.
:iconlemmony-lem-lem:
*hiss* i hate clowns! The red stuff on their lips is the blood of the elderly, every horror movie about a clown is true, and they are child molesters. end of story. lol

and yes, hancock it hilarious! amazin movie!

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Live, Love, Laugh...
Life is to damn short. We shouldn't worry about tomorow when we could be having fun today. Love those around you like they are your own. Laugh everyday and never waste a moment that could be spent rejoycing.
:iconkibirkstele:
Yeah, make that teen molester too... O_o

Yup. Love the actors and the story line, its great!!!

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You're my change of skin,
my summer-winterfall;
I spring to follow you-
this loss is beautiful.

Peeling off my skin
leaving just my eyes behind
you see inside my head-
still know that you are mine.
:iconlemmony-lem-lem:
deff. *scared 2 death*

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Live, Love, Laugh...
Life is to damn short. We shouldn't worry about tomorow when we could be having fun today. Love those around you like they are your own. Laugh everyday and never waste a moment that could be spent rejoycing.

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